I’m Too Short To Date: Statistically Speaking
Let me just start off by saying this post isn’t going to be filled with earth shattering paradigm shifting ideas. It’s not. What this blog IS going to be is...
WHAT’S THE RUSH?
Hello. Welcome. Have a seat. So, as I type this, and you are now reading this, I am sitting in my living room, work clothes have been removed, there’s a...
Attractive Men Are Assholes
Where to begin, where to begin….this is either going to be one of the smartest things I’ve ever written, or a couple hundred words of pure word vomit that everyone...
A Blog About A Blog
This is Single Steve, and I approve this message. This blogging thing is getting out of control . So much so, that I’m now writing blogs about writing a blog. ...
If we’re friends, and you’re a girl, I probably want to bang you
Hello. Welcome. Have a seat, I’m about to blow your mind with a bucket of awkward hilarious truths. I’d like to start off with saying my friends are jerks. Hilarious...
How To Get Kicked Out Of Moondoggies…again?
Life continues, and so does the adventure. This week has been a blur to say the least. I’ve been trying to write this blog for a while, but drinking keeps...
Apparently I gave up sex for Lent
Dear Diary, Let’s talk about sex. No not really because that’s awkward. Especially since lots of my family, friends and co-workers read this blog. And if they are, I don’t...
Jurassic Park 4: Justin Bieber’s Great Escape
I’m not sure what this is going to be about, I just feel like I should write something. I don’t think this is going to be funny, I think this...